June 3, 2023

Eight Men Out There

Coming off a humbling finish in Iowa, Mitt Romney rebounded in…well, he rebounded by capturing the votes of the majority of everyone in Wyoming who remembered they were having a caucus yesterday. He is now the proud owner of eight Wyoming delegates.

Fred Thompson scored his first big victory in the 2008 race, thanks to a Mr. & Mrs. Kyle Herlihy of Rock Springs who are both big “Law & Order” fans, and jump-started their 1988 Ford F-150 to make it out to caucus Saturday.

Duncan Hunter of California won one delegate who may or may not be arrested in a hoodie sending pipe bombs to university professors before his fellow delegates meet in Minnesota in September.